Save the Earth! It's the only planet where you can buy chocolate!

I want to be Barbie. That bitch has everything.

One day he'll see the light..........then he'll get hit by the train!

Everybody's different. Some people look like cows, others look like aliens. Everybody's different.

Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters.

Come to the dark side, we have cookies.Gyere át a sötét oldalra, van nálunk süti =)

A life? Cool! Where can I download one of thoose?
Egy élet? Király! Hol tudok olyat letölteni?

Gorgeous hair, perfect body, beautiful eyes.But..that's enough about me!Lets hear about yourself! :P
Elképesztő haj, tökéletes test, csodálatos szemek. Deh..elég ennyi rolam! Mesélj magadrol :)

Do you know what would look good on you? ME!

Do you belive in love at first sight? or should i walk by agin?

Blondes have more fun,but brunettes actually remember it.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.

Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'

And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they rent out my room.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.